Tuesday, December 02, 2008

I love physics.

I love any science that is like a religion. In fact, religion is the only thing (okay, maybe not the only thing) I like better than physics. I am watching a show on the History Channel on M Theory (Membrane Theory--it used to be called String Theory--see, I keep up).

Now, they're talking about Parallel Universes. It's like Outer Limits. The show said Twilight Zone. They have their 1960s sci fi wrong. Tsk tsk. Shame on them. They need me as a consultant.

You just can't beat this stuff.

Really.



Okay, now there's a show about how to have sex in space.

That'll come in handy.

Who said TV was a wasteland?

Thursday, October 09, 2008

One of my students asked me today if I'd ever heard of YouTube.

Uh, yes. I've even seen a few videos there.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

The LA Times today said that Sarah Palin said that Barack Obama will "pal around with terrorists."

Does someone actually believe that?

Really, I want to know.

Monday, September 15, 2008

I'm a big fan of murder mysteries--you know the kind that start with a dead body?

I have a question: if you were thinking of becoming a murderer, why would you have monogrammed clothes--doesn't it just seem like a bad idea?

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

I heard on the radio today that the government is trying to find a way to prevent Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.




Peace?

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Yesterday I saw a Harley Davidson sticker on a vespa.

Is that like a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac?

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Paris Hilton for President!


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/08/paris-hilton-re.html


Maybe we've been looking at this thing all wrong.


I so want a tee shirt.