Air

I just learned that scuba tanks have in them compressed air equivalent to the amount of air in a phone booth.

I have two problems with this: 1) I don’t believe in “compressed” air and 2) that is so not enough air for me.

I need a lot of air, and trust me, phone booths only have enough air for two, or maybe three minutes—tops.

I am not ever going scuba diving. Not that I was actually even considering it, but now it’s for certain.