Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Paris Hilton for President!

Maybe we've been looking at this thing all wrong.

I so want a tee shirt.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Three Top News Stories Today

Did you know:

It is more relaxing to listen to classical music when stuck in traffic than it is to frantically text people on your Blackberry? I bet there was a government study for that. And hey, if you live in California, it’s still legal to text while you drive; just don’t hold that Blackberry up to your ear.

It is more economical to buy an SUV because the prices have fallen really far for them, and hybrids are more expensive; therefore even with the extra gas money the SUV will be more economical? Brought to you by the DACM (Desperate American Car Makers).

There is more sex on television between unmarried people rather than married people, teaching children that married sex is less passionate, which will eventually cause people not to want to get married—because we all know that in the past, everybody got married for the hot sex?

Is it just me, or have people lost their minds?