There is rain predicted this weekend, which is an unusual event for us. I really should put some more leather protectorant on my boots, because, since it rarely rains here, I haven’t done it for a while.
But I am afraid to do it.
Because if I am ready for the rain, it won’t come.
I could single-handedly deprive us of rain by water proofing my boots.
Maybe if I run the sprinklers,
wash the car,
and forget my umbrella,
it will cancel out the boots?
Life is so complicated.