Friday, October 06, 2006

Where at the Mall Do They Sell That?

This weekend at the mall, I saw a man flossing his teeth. Really. Now, I’m all for dental hygiene, but don’t you think people should floss at home? I don’t want to watch him floss; I don’t want to think about the bits of tartar he is flicking in the process of flossing.

Where did he even get the floss anyway? Does he carry it with him in his wallet next to his library card and his spare condom?

Do they sell dental floss at the GAP or Orange Julius? Floss R Us?

Floss at home people. Some things are meant to be done without witness.


SUEB0B said...

In my dental office, the staff used to be flossing after lunch in the office and I thought THAT was bizarre...I mean, there are just some things you don't want strangers watching you do...right?

andi said...

Who says he bought it anywhere?

I used to know somebody many years ago, who flossed by pulling out one of the fraying fibres from his jeans.....

gossamer said...

suebob, Maybe at the dental office it was almost a job requirement?

Andi, I so did not need to know that!