Well, the big news is out this week, and what a relief it is. We can
all rest easy now. I know you, like me, have been up nights worrying
about this, but now you will sleep like a baby. The news of course,
is, that Plutonium does not decay as quickly as we used to think it
did. Scientists and military officials are thrilled because this means
that the nuclear bombs we made thirty years ago are still good.
Which of course means that we could USE THEM. It also means that our nuclear waste is staying radioactive even longer than we thought.
Thank the heavens above and the earth below.
Whew, that was close.